for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
