even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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