Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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