I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Gay?
German.
Pity.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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