in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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