Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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