Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
