Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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