Just mADE A PArabola og urine
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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