This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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