I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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