Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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