HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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