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(813): View more from Florida

My mind said no, but my drink said yes.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.

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(845): View more from New York

i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.

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(276): View more from Virginia

I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem

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(206): View more from Washington

Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.

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(714): View more from California

Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.

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(845): View more from New York

Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??

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