I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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