I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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