And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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