i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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