can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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