the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
bring money and cleavage
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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