watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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