if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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