his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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