Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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