can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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