I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
When are your genitals available?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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