i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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