dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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