Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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