Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just pee around me
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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