Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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