It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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