Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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