I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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