Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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