Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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