what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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