Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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