if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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