drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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