dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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