LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Randomize