Can i not drive my cunt home
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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