Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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