your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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