Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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