Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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