i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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