i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Bring me that man meat
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
