Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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