Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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