Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
