Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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