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its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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