he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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