My boss' voice literally gives me gas
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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